Pizza Man Do's and Don't's (Invite)

Faylinn had once again been sent out to go and get the pizza, probably because the boys wanted to talk about something they didn't want her to hear again. It was annoying when they did that but she accepted that because she was a female they wanted to 'protect her' from some sensitive issues when really she was fine with hearing them.

Sometimes she thought it was a little bit sweet but today it was just irritating and she hoped that they would stop it soon.

Waiting in the restaurant for them to give her the pizza, she wondered how it was going back in the hotel room, it was dull and it was dingy but it was a functioning room. She had the room next door to the boys as she didn't want to share with them particularly, and in fact Sam had insisted that she had her own room...

She had caught the explanation about Dean being a pervert and in fact Castiel being a pervert too.

Of course she knew that after the night that she had first met him and they had made out by the 7/11. It was strange that although they kept giving each other looks and signals that they wanted to make out again they just never had the time. Castiel was always with angels or with the boys, and it wasn't really an appropriate time.

Wondering what they were getting up to, she hoped they were finding a solution to the fact that there seemed to be more demons than ever after some more of the gates had been opened.

Castiel tilted his head to the side slightly so as to get a better angle of view as he looked at the porn on the tv screen. The human body was very... flexible from what he could see. And was able to take quite a lot of 'pounding' as the pizza delivery man referred to it. He blinked a few times and turned to the Winchesters,

"This is quite complex..." he muttered seriously, "If the pizza delivery man truly loves this babysitter then why is he slapping her rear? Perhaps... she has done something wrong."

Before he could explain more about the complex plotline, Dean broke into the conversation he was having about the plot,

"You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes." he explained, as if to a four year old, before adding, "And you don't TALK about it!"

Castiel nodded his understanding as he looked down at his suddenly tighter trousers and then back up at the porno. He paused for a moment before nodding his head in satisfaction. Sam, curious, asked,

"What's up Cas?"

Turning to the youngest Winchester brother, Castiel nodded again, totally serious,

"Mine is larger than the pizza man's." he declared without a hint of amusement, "From what the babysitter is saying this is a good thing."

Faylinn finally received the pizzas and she placed them on her hand as she held them up by her shoulder, skipping down the street happily enjoying the nights air. On the way to the restaurant she had taken a little detour past a cheery tree to top up on her energy and it had left her feeling rather refreshed and ready to face the day ahead of her tomorrow, which no doubt was going to be full of killing demons and nasty stuff like that.

Honestly she was much better at the bookworm stuff with Sam then going off into battle with Dean and Castiel but she would do her part as was required and sometimes was quite a big help if she did say so herself.

As she approached the hotel that they were staying in she waved at the sweet old man who ran it, and he waved back to her with a cute old man smile. Sometimes humans were so sweet, they were much sweeter than fairies when they got older. Of course she would stay young as long as she kept feeding from her trees and she would definitely do that!

Last time she had been with the boys she hadn't and look what happened then!

Stopping outside of their hotel room she knocked on the door to the boys room loudly, maybe they would fill her in now on what they had been talking about while she had been out. It would make her very happy if they would share these things with her.

"Knock knock I have the pizzas!" she called through the door "Let me in before they get too cold okay!" Faylinn announced, knocking on the door again as she hopped from foot to foot, her skirt being a little too short for this weather she found.

Castiel was just watching the ending of the porno (the "climax" as it was called for some reason) when the knock at the door came. At first Dean was going to go and get it but when he heard that there was pizza behind the door he stood up and held a hand up, stopping Dean suddenly. His face serious, he nodded to both Sam and Dean before marching his way towards the door,

"Leave this to me." he told them simply, "I know what I have to do."

Reaching the door, he opened it to reveal Faylinn stood there with a stack of pizzas in one hand. Reaching out, he took the pizzas from her and set them down on the table behind him without ever looking away from her. With his other hand he pulled her into the room, closing the door with some of his angelic powers, and spun to pin her to the wall.

With her pinned in place as the pizza man would have done, he kissed her passionately on the lips, his hands resting on her hips momentarily before one slid up her skirt to squeeze her ass. Pulling away from the kiss, he noticed that all three other occupants of the room were shocked to death. He paused before commenting,

"I learnt that from the pizza guy."

Instantly Sam was demanding to know why he had done it while Dean was doing his best to calm his younger brother while also thinking about why all this kind of shit happened to him.

Faylinn smiled brightly when the door was opened and Castiel appeared, he took the pizzas from her but she looked over him swiftly to find out that he was a little off from normal. One thing being different was that he was aroused, she noticed it because his trousers unfortunately did nothing to hide it being rather loose fabric...and his eyes were so intense as they looked at her.

It made her mouth run rather dry.

As she was pulled into the room and pushed against the wall Faylinn was so shocked that when Castiel began to kiss her all she could do for a few moments was blink before she closed her eyes and let herself be kissed rather happily until he put his hand under her skirt and Faylinn cried out and pushed at his shoulders.

Looking at Castiel as he said that he had learnt it from the Pizza Man, she looked at Dean and Sam;

"You guys watch porn TOGETHER while I'm out?" she asked offended "Why can't I watch it with you! I could like porn!"

Faylinn pouted childishly and she turned to the man who always sided with her, Sam. Sitting on his knee Faylinn looked at him with her big puppy dog eyes;

"You would watch porn with me if I asked wouldn't you?" she asked, crossing her arms over her chest "You guys have all the fun while I go and run to and fro getting you beer and getting you pizza. I could get you something I like for once like a Quiche or a salad!"

Upset, Faylinn crossed one leg over the other as she sat on Sam's lap, tilting her head away from the men;

"I'm upset with you now."

Castiel had to admit that this kissing and 'making of the out' was very nice to him. It made his aroused state increase even more. He would be more than happy to continue doing this sort of thing with her but as soon as she had figured out that they had been watching porn (or rather he had been watching porn), she seemed to be in a mood that was not conductive to kissing,

"We're not supposed to talk about it." he told her as honestly as he could as Dean facepalmed and Sam raged slightly in his chair, "Apparently it is... strange to do it in a room full of 'dudes'."

He paused before turning to Dean,

"Is it acceptable to watching porn when there is a woman in the room too?" he asked firmly, needing to know the answer to this question, "It would allow bonding time between Faylinn and myself."

Dean snorted a little bit and muttered under his breath,

"You seem to be doing enough 'bonding' on your own..." he muttered before adding, louder, "It's alright if there's a chick in the room."

Sam looked at his brother indignantly before he was interrupted by Faylinn suddenly sitting in his lap, causing him to blush a little bit. Her threats were less likely to get him to agree than the fact that she kept wiggling in his lap, making him increasingly uncomfortable... and increasingly aroused. He coughed a little bit,

"Fine... fine!" he declared weakly, "You can watch porn! It's over on the tv, watch it with Cas..."

Faylinn was still in a strop because they always watched porn while she was out doing her jobs for them and they had been holding out on her it seemed! She as a woman had never really been introduced to porn before and she thought it was a mystical human thing that seemed to make all men really happy really fast! It must be good if it managed to do that, right?

When Castiel asked if it would be okay to watch it with her in the room, Faylinn humphed and looked the opposite way away from the guys, not wanting to make eye contact with any of them because she was still mad at them all.

Hearing Sam say fine made her clap happily and she was about to give him a big hug, when he added that she could watch porn with Castiel. She didn't want to watch porn with Castiel! She wanted to watch porn with SAMMMMM.

"I don't want to watch porn with Castiel! I want to watch it with you that's why I askedddd!" she pouted and got up off his lap with a stamp of her foot "Why don't you want to watch it with me? Am I not good enough to watch porn with or something?"

Tossing her hair slightly over her shoulder Faylinn turned to the pizza box, grabbed the smallest one and made to go to one of the rooms upstairs in the small apartment the boys had rented. Although not many hotels were small apartments this one was horrible, run down and a little creepy so that was why it was still cheap despite being a mini house.

"Fine. I'm going to go upstairs with my pizza, and invite Willow and Ash around and we're going to watch porn and we're going to be naked and you can't come in!" she declared "Have fun with your stupid lame guy porn night!"

With that she stormed upstairs and slammed the door to the room that the two brothers were sleeping in tonight.

Castiel was glad to hear that he would be able to go back to watching the porn! With a plot that complex he was certain that he had missed a lot of crucial development that he'd need to rewatch just to be certain. And Faylinn would be there to help him catalogue any points that they thought might be important in the future of the video.

It would be fun!

But then she declared that she only wanted to watch porn with Sam and he couldn't help but deflate a little bit. Sam spluttered madly and Dean seemed to be unable to contain his laughter at his brother predicament,

"Well... I just... well it's just that..." Sam spluttered, blushing madly before he decided to try and solve this once and for all, "Porn is just... not something girls watch! It's not something they like I'm afraid!"

Seeing that Faylinn seemed intent on leaving up the stars, Castial took the opportunity to give her ass a little spank. He paused and watched her ass,

"I seem to understand why the pizza delivery guy kept hitting that woman." he muttered to himself, "The jiggling of a naked human rear must be something close to hypnotic."

Upon hearing her threat, Dean turned to Sam,

"Sammy you have to stand your ground!" he told his brother while drooling a bit, "Three tree sprites! NAKED! You cannot give in and go get her Sammy! If you ever loved me just do this for me!"

Sam rolled his eyes and went upstairs, knocking on the door with a small sigh,

"Alright... alright!" he called out to her through the door, "We can watch porn together!"

Faylinn as she was going upstairs squeaked as Castiel hit her on the ass! Turning around and glaring at him she crossed her arms over her chest and shook her head;

"You can't just go up and hit a lady like that without first offering her a drink and giving her several kisses beforehand Castiel! And here I thought you angels were gentlemen!" she stated a little annoyed that he hadn't even asked her approval before he had gone ahead and decided to spank her on the ass.

It wasn't like she was a piece of meat with no feelings!

"But thank you." she giggled with a wink "Its the first time someone's ever said something like that to me before."

Now upstairs, Faylinn was twiddling with the antenna on the other TV and eventually she managed to get it to work and the box was now all set up for her to watch freeview channels. Hearing the knock on the door, she approached and leant against the frame with a frown on her features before she heard what Sam had to say and squeed happily.

"Oh yay thank you Sam!" she cried out and hugged him around the neck, kissing him on both cheeks "Come in come in and we can watch it together in bed!"

Yanking Sam into the room she closed the door behind her and hopped across the room to sit on the bed, she had taken off her skirt so she was in her short underwear and her tank top. Patting the space on the bed next to her she handed Sam the remote with reverence;

"Okay okay, you choose the channel, as a boy you know best after all!" she stated so excited to be getting in on all the boy action "Oh I'm excited to finally be part of the gang! Are you excited Sam?" Faylinn asked happily as she waited for the image to appear on the screen.

Sam wanted to go over there and smack Castiel round the face before doing the same to Dean for teaching the angel what was acceptable and what wasn't acceptable. Of course there was a slight twinge of jealousy for Castiel at that moment that he tried his very best to ignore.

He was not going to be jealous of a perverted angel god damn it!

When she opened the door she was instantly in his face and she was very loud/happy about something. He wasn't sure what for several seconds, her initial shout seemed to have deafened him for the moment. He was forced out of it sharpish though when she then kissed both of his cheeks, causing him to blush madly for a moment,

"In the bed?" he asked in a strangled voice before gesturing at a sofa, "Sure a sofa wouldn't be better and... what are you doing?!"

She was undressing.

She was undressing to watch porn with him in bed! His heart was beating ten to the dozen now and it was all he could do to keep himself from having a bit of a break down. He coughed a little bit and accepted the remote hesitantly. Unsure what to do... he pressed a few buttons to get a random adult channel. He blushed a little bit more,

"Erm... yeah..." he blushed slightly more, "I'm... not excited at the moment... but that could change."

That was true enough too. Blushing a little bit, he pressed a button and the same type of porn as what Castial was watching was on.

Faylinn blinked softly when Sam asked her what she was doing, she was just taking her skirt off because the heater in this room was stuck on full blast and it was a little bit hot in here despite the cold air outside. Gesturing to her folded up skirt on the sofa where she had left it, Faylinn smiled softly and explained;

"Well I got hot so I took off my skirt so I was in my underwear..." she stated with a large smile "I hope that's okay."

Now they were both in bed together Faylinn watched as Sam pressed some buttons, and on came the channel that she thought was playing downstairs and she gasped softly when she saw that a new show was just coming on the channel! That meant she got to see it from the beginning!

Sitting up straight, Faylinn tilted her head to one side when she saw it was in a human office type setting, it was an interview between a man and a lady.

"Oh the woman is wearing a very low cut top..." she stated with a small hum "I think she xould be very pretty if she wore less make up..."

A faint blush appeared on her lips as the two people started to indulge in sexual activities on the screen, the woman was unzipping the mans trousers and was beginning to do things with his...with his thing! It was all so thrilling.

"Oh my." she whispered as she pressed a hand to her heated cheeks "How very...exciting."

Wiggling softly as she sat down, Faylinn looked sideways at Sam to see his reaction.

Sam had to remind himself that Faylinn was innocent in the most literal of senses. She would not be making moves on him like that because she had never thought of moves like that. But it still didn't help that he did know that her movements and actions could be taken to be sexual. All he could do was grin and bear it otherwise she would likely end up figuring out what she was actually implying if he reacted.

And he wasn't sure she wouldn't go ahead and try it anyway.

As the porno came on, Sam tried to focus on the screen rather than her reaction to it at first. It might end up with him having a hard on but it was slightly less embarrassing than watching her beginning to get more and more aroused.

Of course he could still hear her reaction.

And, as much as the plot was terrible, the voices annoying and the sex a bit too obvious in it's mechanics, he couldn't help but begin to get hard inside his trousers. But that was alright really. It wasn't like Faylinn was going to be looking... right at his crotch.

She was looking right at his crotch.

He swallowed a little bit nervously even as he twitching cock popped a button open,

"Erm... so you enjoying this?" he asked her with a mild chuckle, "This is much better than watching porn with dudes I must say... are you? Um... enjoying yourself?"

Faylinn felt her breath catching in her throat as the scene got a lot more wild in front of her and things went from touching to sucking on things and honestly she never thought that humans would enjoy having mouths on that part of them! It might hurt if they were bitten by accident but...maybe that was why it was a skill to be able to do it.

This woman must be very talented to make the man make such sounds, perhaps if she were to try she would be as good as well. She would have to see about that one day.

Making a few little mewls of excitement as things were kicked up again she wondered how long these things normally lasted because it seemed to be going rather quickly straight to the point. Biting her lip softly and tried to stop herself from making such strange noises sure that Sam would not want to hear them.

His face when he was enjoying a sexual pleasure was...pleasing. She wanted to see him make it more and more.

"I uhm...I am enjoying myself yes." she whispered softly, her cheeks a hazy pink as she looked up into his eyes "Are you...? I'm glad I am a better companion for watching such things with..."

There was a heat between her legs that was making her want to squirm and Faylinn looked up at Sam again, edging a little bit closer so that she could lay her head on his arm as she watched the things happening on screen. Sam had been a little bit bad when Dean had died, maybe he had done things like this to a woman while she had been away? Was he very good at it...she wondered softly.

Flushing when she was caught staring at his face, his eyes, his lips, Faylinn gazed back at the screen and bit her lip tighter.

Sam had to admit that this porn... was not good porn.

The plot was kind of bad and the actress wasn't anything different from pretty much every other massive breasts blond/brunette/redhead in porn. What was arousing him more than the actual porno was the fact that he was watching it with Faylinn, a wood sprite who WAS actually very sexy and all of that without trying very hard to be so either.

Her little noises of excitement were beginning to get to him now too and it was getting increasingly difficult to hide the fact that his own arousal was growing. He groaned a little bit when he tried to reposition himself, ending up blushing even more and hoping she hadn't heard that but knowing that she probably had done. She was moving closer and closer to him after all.

He swallowed a little bit,

"I'm enjoying it yeah..." he admitted with a small blush, "More the fact that I'm watching it with you than anything else but... yeah it's fun."

Unable to take the heat from both the broken heater and his own arousal, Sam took off both his shirt and his trousers, leaving him only in his boxers and a very obvious tent as the porno began to get into the hardcore fucking.

Faylinn gasped softly when she heard Sam's own little noise of arousal and she wanted him very much to make that noise again and again! It sounded very amazing and she was glad that he might be able to make such a sound because of something that she was doing instead of what was happening on a screen in front of him.

Each little time that he moved or swallowed made Faylinn a little more excited and she didn't know why, she had thought that Sam was sweet and cute and adorable before but she had never really thought of him in a sexual manner.

She never thought that he was the type of man to just reach out and go 'Mine' and not let her leave the bedroom for the next few hours. Maybe she was wrong, perhaps she just needed to get him in the right mood and in the right place.

"Really?" she asked with a shy smile "I thought it would be fun if you watched it with me, and I think it is very fun, I like the way that we can watch this together, perhaps we can do it again in the future? I would like that."

Faylinn turned her attention to the screen at a loud groan and she felt her mouth pop open as things were going really fast and they were being really loud now on screen! It made her tummy curl in excitement and Faylinn bit her lip so hard she cut it slightly;

"Ow!" she pouted as she gently touched her lip with her hand, looking back at Sam made her mouth pop open again though and she saw him almost completely naked in front of her with a very large arousal "Oh my...Sam." Faylinn blushed softly "You are awfully naked while in bed with me...are you going to do something to me or are you just warm?"

Sam couldn't help but begin to breathe a little bit heavier now that his arousal was getting to the point that he was sure he would see be tearing his underwear off without the use of his hands at any point. He had never been this aroused by porn before which was beginning to lead him to believe that it might be another factor and not the porn.

Considering the only other arousing thing/person in the room was Faylinn it was obvious to him that his attraction to the wood sprite had risen by a great deal in the last few days. Before then this would have been a massive problem but right now all he could think about was whether or not she could take the whole thing without gagging like the woman on the screen was able to.

And since when did his thoughts sound that dirty?

The suggestion that they do this again some times made him blush a little bit but before he could think of a reason not to he was already agreeing,

"Yeah... yeah sure we should do this again." he agreed while ignoring a small part of himself that disagreed, "I meant why not after all? You're having fun... right?"

When she said ow he jumped a little bit and turned to her, noticing just how close she was for the first time really. Of course he instantly noticed the blood on her lips. He swallowed hard. He was half naked on the bed with Faylinn, her lip slightly blooded and with him leaning forwards towards her. Without thinking about it, he licked her lip, licking away the blood,

"Which would you prefer?"

Faylinn was feeling Sam's arousal through the air next to her and she felt like she was going to jump on him at any moment and she hoped that he would just enjoy it as much as she would. Although she could sense that when it came to her he was hardly the type to take a risk and just ask her to go out with him, she had been around the Winchester for at least 5 years by now, or he had known her for that long at least.

It seemed strange that if he liked her, he hadn't done anything about it until she had asked him to come up here and watch the porn with her. Did he not really want anything to happen or...or what was the real reason?

"Oh yes I am having fun." she blushed softly "I hope that there are other types of this that we can watch, because...I think that even myself could make better programmes than the one that is on the TV right now...don't you?"

Laughing softly, she actually thought making an adult film might be fun, maybe she could do it privately with Sam...if he warmed to the idea for just the two of them.

As he leant forwards and licked her lip, clearing it of blood Faylinn shivered softly as she looked up into Sam's eyes, she wanted to be able to kiss him hard and soft at the same time. She was aroused but she wanted that sweet intimacy that he seemed to eminate from him whenever he was around her.

"The first one." she smiled gently "I like you Sam...I always have but...you never did anything to me to show me that you liked me so I was never sure that you returned my feelings. Do you return them? You always seemed shy around me so I could never be sure..." Faylinn asked softly, moving so that she was kneeling in front of him, her breasts pressed together by her arms and her ass in the air behind her.

Sam been feeling attracted to Faylinn since the day they had first met and unlike how romances were like with Dean, this one was actually based on a love and affection he had been harbouring for her for just as long. Swallowing a little bit thickly, he tried to get over the fact that it had been his shyness that had made him hesitate and not attack it head on by telling her how he felt.

He had been so much of a coward he had even avoided dropping too many hints too.

He chuckled a little bit when she said that she was sure that there was no better type than the stuff they were watching right now. That she couldn't do better if she tried herself. He winked at her slightly with a grin,

"This isn't all that good to be honest." he told her before grinning a little bit, "If you were in it it would be a million times better than it is on the screen. You're a very sexy and attractive woman after all."

When she told him that she wanted the first option to be the real option he was busy savouring the soft taste of her blood with his tongue. He leant forwards and kissed her softly, tenderly, on the lips in answer to her question. As he released her from the kiss he panted her name softly and began to speak to her,

"I like you too Faylinn... I just wasn't able to build up the courage to say it." he admitted sheepishly before stroking her hair slightly when she moved into a different position, "Faylinn... what are you doing down there?"

He had some ideas but they were all very blush-worthy so he wasn't sure.

Faylinn heard that this wasn't all that good and she pouted softly when she saw the screen fade out, it was over pretty quickly as well! Turning the tv off she smiled at Sam and decided that she would be with him tonight, she liked Sam very much, she would ever go as far to say that she loved Sam but he was just so dangerous to be around that she had hesitated sometimes.

She couldn't take it if he didn't come back from one of their missions.

"Do you think that I should make one then?" she asked with a soft smile "If many people would buy it and watch it then I would have lots of money and we could afford to stay in better hotels than this one..."

At his compliment she blushed softly and curled a strand of hair around her finger; "Thanks Sam...I'm glad that you think so."

The touch of his lips against her own made Faylinn close her eyes on instinct and she kissed him back, enjoying running her hand through his hair while the other one lay placed on his cheek, pulling him in closer to her as she pressed her lips softly against his own. Never had she kissed someone so tenderly, not even Castiel had kissed her like this, and she was amazed by Sam's tenderness.

"I was trying to look sexy for you." she admitted with a small blush on her cheeks "I'll come back up to you now."

Gently she crawled back up the bed and lay down next to Sam, softly pulling him to lie on top of her with his body covering her own. Running her hands up and down his arms, eventually they spread to his chest and she traced over some of his scars and some of the burns that he had on his body.

"Well seeing as you like me, and I like you...would you like to uhm...have sex with me?" Faylinn asked with a soft blush "I haven't done it before though so...you will have to teach me what you like to do..."

Her fingers traced up to his face, running over his cheeks, his lips as she reached up and pressed her own lips to his again.

When she asked if he thought that she should make one he immediately found that he hated the idea of other men looking at her and he almost growled aloud at the idea. Instead he just coughed a little bit and shook his head,

"You are sexy enough a beautiful enough to have a best seller but I don't think you should make one of yourself." he told her honestly with a slight blush, "Is it wrong of me to want to be the only one to see you in such a state?"

He kissed her again, this time wanting to savour everything about her kissing abilities. She was a good kisser even though she didn't seem to have much experience. He loved to kiss her, loved to taste her lips against his own because, for some reason, she tasted beautifully without any make-up or lip gloss it seemed.

When she said that she was trying to look sexy for him he blushed a little bit as he admitted,

"You already look amazingly sexy to me..."

Laying over the top of her, he began to kiss up and down her neck, hoping that she would enjoy being close to her like this. Purring a bit, he nibbled on her earlobe,

"I won't have sex with you... WE will MAKE LOVE to each other... that alright?" he asked her with a small smirk as he kissed her passionately, "Would you like me to make love to you in the way that only someone who loves you can?"

Faylinn blinked softly when Sam told her that no he didn't want her to make a film of herself for other people to buy, when she heard his reason though she couldn't say anything about it. It made her feel just so special and loved that he was going to actually protect her from other people seeing her like that...a little warm feeling spread through her chest at the thought.

"No it's not wrong Sam..." she whispered softly "I'm just not used to someone caring about things like that, but I like it very much so please don't stop, okay?"

The fact that he said that she was already amazingly sexy to him made Faylinn blush brightly and she nuzzled her hot cheek against his own, wanting him to feel what he had made her do by his compliments.

"And you to me." Faylinn returned the compliment with a soft smile "Although these scars make me worry, I don't want you to have any more...okay?" she asked, as she kissed along one on his chest, it was only small but it still worried her.

Shivering gently as he kissed up and down her neck, she let her hands go to his hair and play with it as he corrected her, they were to make love...the sound of it made her heart hammer softly and she was already excited for it!

"It is more than alright..." she smiled brightly, kissing him softly on the lips, yet passionately conveying her feelings "I would love it Sam...it will be something we wont forget..."