This Wasn't On The Job Description! (Darquesse and Decepticons)

Soundwave tried not to blush about the way she kept bringing up his reaction to the touching of his interior. It was quickly becoming just one of the many reasons why he was going to kill Starscream and render the bastard down to scrap metal and parts! Of course it was one of many, many, reasons why people wanted to kill Starscream.

Ranging from his fuck ups regarding Megatron's de-icing to the fact that some people found his voice to be grating and annoying.

"It was!" He defended himself a little too quickly, his blush exposed, "I mean I was driving up to the casino... people would have asked questions."

Starscream grinned a little bit before nodding,

"Wanting your surprise first... I can respect that." He assured her with a smirk before gesturing behind some crates, "I guess I don't need to hide anymore!

Out from behind some crates a human of roughly 6 foot stood up, grinning slightly as he did so. He looked like a stereotypical punk rocker, complete with logo for Metallica and everything. He smirked a little bit, his eyes a powerful and unnaturally calming blue,

"Hello Dark..." Both the man and Starscream said at the same time, "How do you like my personal robotic scout body? Alright?"

Darquesse smirked softly and merely gave the leather seat she was sitting on a soft stroke, to show that she was going to leave the subject alone for now, there was no use just making the bot more aggrivated and embarrassed because that would not be good for Starscream. Not when it was his fault he was being teased so mercilessly.

When she was inside the warehouse, wondering and guessing at what her surprise might be, not even expecting anything as a reward for what she had done for Starscream. It was something so simple it didn't even bare thinking about really, it was just something she would have done for a favour for anyone, even Dylan.

But here she was getting rewarded for it?

"Oh my god!" she squeaked when she saw a human sized Starscream step out from hiding, Darquesse walked over to the robot and she looked it up and down, you would never be able to tell that it was anything other than a human but she knew it was part of Starscream and would most likely therefore be robotic underneath "He's amazing!"

Circling the body Darquesse took all of the features in and she blushed softly;

"So if I touch this body, will you feel it?" she asked with a small frown "Is he part of you like Razorbeak is built into Soundwave?"

Gently she reached out and ran her fingertips down the arm of the human Starscream, biting her lip softly as she did so.

When she stroked his leather seats without any warning Soundwave actually swerved a little bit in the middle of the road, getting a lot of horns beeped at him and causing his hologram to blush bright red. He coughed a little bit through the speakers, a blush evident just from the sound of his voice to be honest,

"Please don't do that again while I'm in motion..." He asked her, a touch of desperation in his tone, "I've no intention of crashing after all."

Soundwave was all but forgotten and he knew it.

Starscream on the other hand was loving this... from two different perspectives too! He grinned and the human sized version of Starscream grinned back at Darquesse, moving it's arms and legs to prove that it was able to walk normally. He smirked a little bit as the large Starscream went into sleep mode to save energy,

"Thanks, I spent all last night building it." He thanked her with a grin before nodding towards the larger Starscream, "I can choose which one to be in direct control of at a moment's notice."

When she was looking over his features he smirked a little bit and spanked his own ass,

"Yes it is as good as it looks." He teased her before nodding, "Every part of this body is hooked up to the larger part. Or I can put the large me in sleep mode and this body basically becomes me."

When she touched him he sprang into action, wrapping an arm around her waist and taking a hand in the other. He laughed and began to jokingly waltz with her,

"Oh I assure you that this body is practically perfect in every way."

Darquesse was amazed by the work that he must have done to put this machine together and she hoped that it hadn't been just for her that would be horrible to think. He'd gone through that much effort just for her sake, she hoped that he had other reasons for doing it too but as she went through the thought process she couldn't find one reason!

But as the larger him went into sleep mode she jumped and was a little worried for a moment, but she was reassured that everything was fine, and therefore, Darquesse got into the happiness of the situation again.

"That's amazing! It must have taken you so long to build this..." she murmured "And it's so accurate too, I would expect nothing less from you Starscream." Darquesse smiled brightly.

Unable to stop her blush when he spanked his ass, she had to admit it was very nice...very nice indeed. Nodding her head she allowed him to lead her into a waltz, and she couldn't say she didn't like the touch of his hands on her body either. It was like the bot had read her mind, and made a human version of her for human things...now Soundwave just needed one and things would be perfect.

"I guess all thats left for you to do is make Soundwave one now!" she smiled brightly "Then we can go out and wreck havoc together, although I do wonder what use there will be for me now. I hope that it doesn't get you in trouble with Megatron either I know how much he hates us." she murmured with a small pout.

Starscream grinned a little bit as he could finally interact with Darquesse without having to worry about accidentally crushing her or something. Now he was able to interact with her on her own level. He would be able to give her the human companionship she so desperately required. Especially when she was going to be thinking about dating again soon.

And he had begun to feel things towards her that would be very impractical with him in his larger self it had to be said.

"It took me less than fourteen hours." He told her with a grin, "No breaks, all the materials... that was all that I needed."

Smirked a little bit when she seemed to appreciate what he had done to catch her eye, he had to admit that he was enjoying touching her. The holding of her hand was particularly nice it had to be said. And the touching of her waist that was oh so close to...

Soundwave?

He swallowed down his annoyance while Soundwave grinned at his smaller friend,

"You weren't thinking of keeping me out of this right?"

Starscream had no choice,

"Now would I do a think like that?" he grinned weakly, "Of course I'll arrange it."